{"id":6542,"date":"2025-08-28T11:26:23","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T11:26:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6542"},"modified":"2025-08-28T11:26:23","modified_gmt":"2025-08-28T11:26:23","slug":"lil-johnnys-mother-took-him-to-the-bank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6542","title":{"rendered":"Lil\u2019 Johnny\u2019s mother took him to the bank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"76\" data-end=\"297\">Little Johnny went with his mom to the bank one busy Friday.<br data-start=\"136\" data-end=\"139\" \/>They stood in line behind a large woman in a business suit, complete with a pager. As his mom waited patiently, Johnny blurted out, \u201cMom, she\u2019s REALLY fat!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"299\" data-end=\"399\">The woman glanced at him, then at his mom, offering a forgiving smile. His mom quickly hushed him.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"401\" data-end=\"572\">A couple of minutes later, Johnny spread his arms wide and exclaimed, \u201cI bet her butt is <em data-start=\"490\" data-end=\"496\">this<\/em> big!\u201d<br data-start=\"502\" data-end=\"505\" \/>This time, the woman glared, and his mom scolded him more firmly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"574\" data-end=\"790\">Still not done, Johnny added loudly, \u201cLook how her fat hangs over her belt.\u201d<br data-start=\"650\" data-end=\"653\" \/>The woman snapped at his mom to control her rude child, and Johnny\u2019s mom threatened him with serious consequences. The bank went quiet.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"953\">Finally, the woman reached the counter, and just as her pager went off with a loud beep, Johnny screamed in panic:<br data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"909\" \/>\u201cRUN FOR YOUR LIFE, MOM\u2014SHE\u2019S BACKING UP!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Little Johnny went with his mom to the bank one busy Friday.They stood in line behind a large woman in a business suit, complete with a pager. As his mom waited patiently, Johnny blurted out, \u201cMom, she\u2019s REALLY fat!\u201d The woman glanced at him, then at his mom, offering a forgiving smile. His mom &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6542"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6544,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6542\/revisions\/6544"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}