{"id":6373,"date":"2025-08-21T20:32:47","date_gmt":"2025-08-21T20:32:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6373"},"modified":"2025-08-21T20:32:47","modified_gmt":"2025-08-21T20:32:47","slug":"l-johnny-and-darkest-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6373","title":{"rendered":"L.Johnny and Darkest Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"81\" data-end=\"243\">At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and that you can easily make money by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"403\">Excited to try it, Johnny goes home. When his mom greets him, he says, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d She quickly hands him $20 and warns, \u201cDon\u2019t tell your dad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"405\" data-end=\"549\">Later, Johnny greets his dad the same way: \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d His dad immediately gives him $40, saying, \u201cJust don\u2019t tell your mother.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"551\" data-end=\"715\">Thrilled, Johnny runs outside the next day and says it to the mailman. The man drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, \u201cThen come give your real dad a big hug!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"766\">This classic joke never fails to make me laugh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and that you can easily make money by saying, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d Excited to try it, Johnny goes home. When his mom greets him, he says, \u201cI know the whole truth.\u201d She quickly hands him $20 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6374,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6373"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6375,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6373\/revisions\/6375"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}