{"id":6205,"date":"2025-08-13T21:22:53","date_gmt":"2025-08-13T21:22:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6205"},"modified":"2025-08-13T21:22:53","modified_gmt":"2025-08-13T21:22:53","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping-at-a-7-11-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6205","title":{"rendered":"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"245\"><strong data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"120\">Two Nuns at 7-11<\/strong><br data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"123\" \/>Two nuns were shopping at 7-11. Passing the beer cooler, one said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a cold beer be wonderful on a hot evening?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"247\" data-end=\"358\">The second nun replied, \u201cIt would, sister, but I wouldn\u2019t feel comfortable buying it\u2014it might cause a scene.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"466\">\u201cI can handle it,\u201d said the first, picking up a six-pack. At the checkout, the cashier looked surprised.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"555\">\u201cWe use beer for washing our hair,\u201d the nun explained. \u201cWe call it Catholic shampoo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"737\">Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, grabbed a package of pretzel sticks, placed it with the beer, and said with a grin: \u201cThe curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"739\" data-end=\"745\">LOL!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Two Nuns at 7-11Two nuns were shopping at 7-11. Passing the beer cooler, one said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a cold beer be wonderful on a hot evening?\u201d The second nun replied, \u201cIt would, sister, but I wouldn\u2019t feel comfortable buying it\u2014it might cause a scene.\u201d \u201cI can handle it,\u201d said the first, picking up a six-pack. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3895,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6205"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6205\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6206,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6205\/revisions\/6206"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}