{"id":6144,"date":"2025-08-12T20:44:24","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T20:44:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6144"},"modified":"2025-08-12T20:44:24","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T20:44:24","slug":"one-day-an-out-of-work-mime-was-wandering-around-the-zoo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=6144","title":{"rendered":"One day, an out-of-work mime was wandering around the zoo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"46\" data-end=\"260\">An out-of-work mime wandered the zoo, hoping to perform for visitors. The zookeeper pulled him aside and offered a strange job: wear a gorilla suit and pretend to be the zoo\u2019s famous gorilla, who had recently died.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"262\" data-end=\"505\">The mime agreed. The next day, he entertained crowds by swinging on ropes and eating bananas\u2014and became even more popular than the real gorilla. Wanting more attention, he performed near the lion\u2019s cage, thrilling visitors and earning a raise.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"507\" data-end=\"689\">One day, he slipped and fell into the lion\u2019s enclosure. Terrified, he shouted for help. The lion pinned him down and whispered, \u201cQuiet! We\u2019ll both lose our jobs if you make a scene.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An out-of-work mime wandered the zoo, hoping to perform for visitors. The zookeeper pulled him aside and offered a strange job: wear a gorilla suit and pretend to be the zoo\u2019s famous gorilla, who had recently died. The mime agreed. The next day, he entertained crowds by swinging on ropes and eating bananas\u2014and became &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":6145,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6144"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6146,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6144\/revisions\/6146"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}