{"id":5571,"date":"2025-07-21T20:04:10","date_gmt":"2025-07-21T20:04:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5571"},"modified":"2025-07-21T20:05:42","modified_gmt":"2025-07-21T20:05:42","slug":"late-one-night-a-burglar-broke-into-a-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5571","title":{"rendered":"Late one night, a burglar broke into a house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"183\" data-end=\"328\">Late one night, a burglar snuck into a house and crept through the living room. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed out:<br data-start=\"297\" data-end=\"300\" \/><strong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"328\">\u201cJesus is watching you!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"330\" data-end=\"443\">He froze in fear. Silence followed. He took another step.<br data-start=\"387\" data-end=\"390\" \/>Again, the voice warned, <strong data-start=\"415\" data-end=\"443\">\u201cJesus is watching you!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"512\">Heart pounding, he scanned the room\u2014and spotted a parrot in a cage.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"514\" data-end=\"568\">\u201cWas that you?\u201d he asked.<br data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"542\" \/>\u201cYep,\u201d the parrot replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"570\" data-end=\"621\">Relieved, the burglar chuckled. \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"650\"><strong data-start=\"623\" data-end=\"635\">\u201cMoses,\u201d<\/strong> said the bird.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"713\">\u201cMoses? What kind of person names a parrot that?\u201d he laughed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"715\" data-end=\"785\">The parrot smirked, <strong data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"785\">\u201cThe same one who named the Rottweiler Jesus.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"840\">And just like that, Moses the parrot became a legend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Late one night, a burglar snuck into a house and crept through the living room. Suddenly, a deep voice boomed out:\u201cJesus is watching you!\u201d He froze in fear. Silence followed. He took another step.Again, the voice warned, \u201cJesus is watching you!\u201d Heart pounding, he scanned the room\u2014and spotted a parrot in a cage. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5572,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5571"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5573,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5571\/revisions\/5573"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5572"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}