{"id":5543,"date":"2025-07-20T20:55:40","date_gmt":"2025-07-20T20:55:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5543"},"modified":"2025-07-20T20:55:40","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T20:55:40","slug":"a-woman-has-a-problem-with-her-wardrobe-door","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5543","title":{"rendered":"A woman has a problem with her wardrobe door"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"55\" data-end=\"175\">A woman had an odd issue with her bedroom wardrobe. Every time a bus drove by outside, the wardrobe door would fall off.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"230\">Frustrated, she called in a repairman to investigate.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"340\">After examining the situation, the repairman noticed it himself\u2014each time a bus passed, the door came loose.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"476\">He said, \u201cAlright, I\u2019ll climb inside the wardrobe and you shut the door behind me. I want to see what\u2019s causing this from the inside.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"478\" data-end=\"529\">She agreed and closed the wardrobe with him inside.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"531\" data-end=\"700\">Just then, her husband unexpectedly came home. He heard voices in the bedroom, rushed in, flung the wardrobe door open\u2014and found the repairman standing awkwardly inside.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"702\" data-end=\"762\">Shocked, the husband yelled, \u201cWhat are you doing in there?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"836\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">The repairman nervously replied, \u201cHonestly\u2026 I\u2019m just waiting for a bus.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A woman had an odd issue with her bedroom wardrobe. Every time a bus drove by outside, the wardrobe door would fall off. Frustrated, she called in a repairman to investigate. After examining the situation, the repairman noticed it himself\u2014each time a bus passed, the door came loose. He said, \u201cAlright, I\u2019ll climb &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":5544,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5545,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5543\/revisions\/5545"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5544"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}