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An elderly husband leans toward his wife and says, \u201cDo you remember our first time making love, over fifty years ago? Behind the village pub, up against the fence?\u201d<\/p>\n
She chuckles, \u201cOf course I do.\u201d<\/p>\n
He grins. \u201cWhat do you say we take a walk back there and relive the memory?\u201d<\/p>\n
She laughs. \u201cJim, you naughty man\u2014that actually sounds fun!\u201d<\/p>\n
A nearby police officer overhears them and, amused, decides to discreetly follow. \u201cI\u2019ve got to see this,\u201d he thinks.<\/p>\n
The couple, leaning on each other and their canes, slowly makes their way behind the tavern. When they reach the old fence, she lifts her skirt, and he drops his pants. She braces herself, and he moves in.<\/p>\n
Suddenly, they\u2019re in the throes of the most intense passion the officer has ever witnessed\u2014moaning, yelling, shaking the fence. It goes on for a solid ten minutes before they collapse, breathless, on the ground.<\/p>\n
The officer is stunned. \u201cWow,\u201d he thinks. \u201cI\u2019ve seriously underestimated senior love.\u201d<\/p>\n
After about thirty minutes, the couple finally gets up and starts to get dressed. Still curious and impressed, the officer approaches them.<\/p>\n
\u201cExcuse me,\u201d he says, \u201cthat was\u2026incredible. What\u2019s your secret to keeping the spark alive like that?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man, still trembling, looks at him and replies, \u201cWell\u2026 fifty years ago, that fence wasn\u2019t electrified.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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