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A man driving a Yugo stops at a red light next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolls down his window and yells to the Rolls driver, \u201cHey, nice car! You got a phone in there? I\u2019ve got one in my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Rolls driver glances over and replies, \u201cYes, I do.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Yugo driver continues, \u201cAwesome! You got a fridge too? Because I\u2019ve got one right here in my back seat!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Rolls driver, starting to get annoyed, says, \u201cYes, I have a refrigerator.\u201d<\/p>\n
Not missing a beat, the Yugo driver asks, \u201cCool! You got a TV in there? I\u2019ve got one back here in my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Rolls driver, now visibly irritated, responds, \u201cOf course! A Rolls-Royce is the ultimate luxury car!\u201d<\/p>\n
The Yugo driver grins and asks, \u201cNice ride! You got a bed in there? I actually have a bed in the back of my Yugo!\u201d<\/p>\n
Frustrated that his car didn\u2019t have a bed, the Rolls driver speeds off to the dealership and orders one to be installed immediately. The next morning, he picks up his car\u2014now equipped with a luxurious bed, complete with silk sheets and brass fittings.<\/p>\n
He spends the day searching for the Yugo, and late at night finally finds it parked, windows fogged from inside. He knocks on the window but gets no response. After several knocks, the Yugo driver sticks his head out, soaking wet.<\/p>\n
The Rolls driver boasts, \u201cI now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce.\u201d<\/p>\n
The Yugo driver looks at him and says, \u201cYou just pulled me out of the shower for that?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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