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A man sat on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she admired herself in the mirror. With her birthday just around the corner, he asked what she wanted. Without taking her eyes off the mirror, she said, \u201cI want to be eight again.\u201d<\/p>\n
So, on the morning of her birthday, he got up early and made her a big bowl of Coco Pops. Then he whisked her off to Adventure World. He took her on every ride\u2014the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster\u2014you name it, she rode it.<\/p>\n
After five exhausting hours, they stumbled out of the park, her head spinning and her stomach doing flips.<\/p>\n
But he wasn\u2019t done\u2014next stop: McDonald\u2019s. He ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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