{"id":5360,"date":"2025-07-13T21:16:16","date_gmt":"2025-07-13T21:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5360"},"modified":"2025-07-13T21:16:16","modified_gmt":"2025-07-13T21:16:16","slug":"a-woman-had-8-children-all-of-them-boys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5360","title":{"rendered":"A woman had 8 children, all of them boys."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>One day, a journalist came to her home for an interview. Curious, he asked about her sons and their names.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnnie,\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p>He pointed to the blond one. \u201cAnd him?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnnie.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe tall one with freckles?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnnie.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd the chubby little one with the cap?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cJohnnie,\u201d she said again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAll your boys are named Johnnie?\u201d he asked, puzzled. \u201cIsn\u2019t that confusing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNot at all,\u201d she said. \u201cIt actually makes life simpler. When I call out, \u2018Johnnie, dinner\u2019s ready!\u2019 they all come. When I say, \u2018Johnnie, bedtime!\u2019 they all go to bed.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The journalist nodded slowly. \u201cBut what if you want just one of them?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh, that\u2019s easy,\u201d she smiled. \u201cThen I use their last names.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; One day, a journalist came to her home for an interview. Curious, he asked about her sons and their names. \u201cJohnnie,\u201d she replied. He pointed to the blond one. \u201cAnd him?\u201d \u201cJohnnie.\u201d \u201cThe tall one with freckles?\u201d \u201cJohnnie.\u201d \u201cAnd the chubby little one with the cap?\u201d \u201cJohnnie,\u201d she said again. \u201cAll your boys &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5362,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5360\/revisions\/5362"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}