{"id":5322,"date":"2025-07-12T17:54:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-12T17:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5322"},"modified":"2025-07-12T17:54:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-12T17:54:41","slug":"two-blondes-were-taking-their-first-train-trip-to-toronto-on-the-train","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5322","title":{"rendered":"Two blondes were taking their first train trip to Toronto on the train"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"102\">A vendor walked down the train corridor selling a type of banana the passengers had never seen before.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"233\">Curious, both friends bought one. The first woman peeled hers right away and took a bite\u2014just as the train entered a dark tunnel.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"424\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">When they came out the other side, she turned to her friend and warned,<br data-start=\"306\" data-end=\"309\" \/>&#8220;Don&#8217;t eat yours.&#8221;<br data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"330\" data-is-only-node=\"\" \/>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; her friend asked.<br data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"361\" \/>&#8220;Because I took one bite\u2026 and I went blind for thirty seconds!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A vendor walked down the train corridor selling a type of banana the passengers had never seen before. Curious, both friends bought one. The first woman peeled hers right away and took a bite\u2014just as the train entered a dark tunnel. When they came out the other side, she turned to her friend &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5322","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5322"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5324,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5322\/revisions\/5324"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5322"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5322"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5322"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}