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A woman found herself at the gates of Heaven, where St. Peter welcomed her and said,
“You’re almost in, but there’s one last thing you need to do.”<\/p>\n
Excited, the woman asked what it was.<\/p>\n
“You just need to spell any four-letter word,” St. Peter replied.<\/p>\n
She smiled and said, “Alright\u2014I’ll spell ‘love.’ L-O-V-E.”<\/p>\n
“Perfect,” said St. Peter. “You clearly have a pure heart.” Then he invited her in and asked if she\u2019d watch the gate for a few minutes while he stepped away.<\/p>\n
She agreed and took his seat. A short while later, a man approached\u2014and to her shock, it was her husband.<\/p>\n
“What are you doing here?” she asked.<\/p>\n
“I was so heartbroken after your funeral,” he said. “On the way home, I got into an accident. Am I really at the gates of Heaven?”<\/p>\n
“Not quite yet,” she replied. “First, you need to spell a word.”<\/p>\n
“What word?” he asked.<\/p>\n
With a small smirk, she said, “Czechoslovakia.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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