{"id":5103,"date":"2025-07-03T14:17:37","date_gmt":"2025-07-03T14:17:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5103"},"modified":"2025-07-03T14:17:37","modified_gmt":"2025-07-03T14:17:37","slug":"a-southern-farmer-got-in-his-pickup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=5103","title":{"rendered":"A southern farmer got in his pickup"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"233\">A Southern farmer hops in his pickup and rattles down the road to a nearby farm. He knocks on the front door, and a 12-year-old boy answers.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"235\" data-end=\"267\">\u201cHey there, is your dad around?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"309\">\u201cNope,\u201d the kid says. \u201cHe went to town.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"344\">\u201cAlright then\u2026 is your mom home?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"372\">\u201cNope, she went with him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"449\">The farmer scratches his head. \u201cOkay\u2026 is your brother Joe here, by chance?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"506\">The boy shakes his head. \u201cNo sir, he tagged along too.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"508\" data-end=\"597\">The farmer sighs and shifts awkwardly, clearly wanting to say something but not sure how.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"599\" data-end=\"733\">The boy, trying to help, says, \u201cWell, I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow somethin\u2019. Or I can take a message for Pa?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"874\">The farmer clears his throat. \u201cActually\u2026 I needed to talk to your dad about your brother Joe. He\u2026 uh\u2026 got my daughter Pearly Mae pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"876\" data-end=\"1077\">The boy squints thoughtfully, then replies, \u201cHmm. You\u2019d definitely need to talk to Pa about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $250 for the boar hog\u2026 but I got no idea what he gets for Joe.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A Southern farmer hops in his pickup and rattles down the road to a nearby farm. He knocks on the front door, and a 12-year-old boy answers. \u201cHey there, is your dad around?\u201d \u201cNope,\u201d the kid says. \u201cHe went to town.\u201d \u201cAlright then\u2026 is your mom home?\u201d \u201cNope, she went with him.\u201d The &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5105,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5103\/revisions\/5105"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}