{"id":4960,"date":"2025-06-27T20:20:11","date_gmt":"2025-06-27T20:20:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4960"},"modified":"2025-06-27T20:20:11","modified_gmt":"2025-06-27T20:20:11","slug":"a-married-couple-is-driving-along-a-highway-doing-a-steady-40-miles-per-hour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4960","title":{"rendered":"A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"58\" data-end=\"191\">The husband drives quietly. Suddenly, his wife looks at him and says, \u201cWe\u2019ve been married over twenty years, but I want a divorce.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"259\">He stays silent, eyes on the road, slowly speeding up to 45 mph.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"261\" data-end=\"380\">She continues, \u201cDon\u2019t try to stop me\u2014I\u2019ve been having an affair with your best friend. He\u2019s a better lover than you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"382\" data-end=\"456\">Still silent, he tightens his grip on the wheel and speeds up to 55 mph.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"458\" data-end=\"510\">She pushes further, demanding, \u201cI want the house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"541\">The speed climbs to 60 mph.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"543\" data-end=\"577\">\u201cI want the car, too,\u201d she adds.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"650\">At 65 mph, she demands the bank accounts, credit cards, and the boat.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"652\" data-end=\"756\">The car veers toward a concrete bridge, making her nervous. \u201cIsn\u2019t there anything you want?\u201d she asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"819\">Finally, he replies calmly, \u201cNo, I have everything I need.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"856\">Curious, she asks, \u201cWhat\u2019s that?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"858\" data-end=\"913\">Just before impact, he smiles and says, \u201cThe airbag.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; The husband drives quietly. Suddenly, his wife looks at him and says, \u201cWe\u2019ve been married over twenty years, but I want a divorce.\u201d He stays silent, eyes on the road, slowly speeding up to 45 mph. She continues, \u201cDon\u2019t try to stop me\u2014I\u2019ve been having an affair with your best friend. He\u2019s a &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4961,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4960"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4962,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4960\/revisions\/4962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}