{"id":4875,"date":"2025-06-24T21:34:56","date_gmt":"2025-06-24T21:34:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4875"},"modified":"2025-06-24T21:34:56","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T21:34:56","slug":"the-guys-were-all-out-at-deer-camp-sharing-cabins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4875","title":{"rendered":"The guys were all out at deer camp, sharing cabins"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"26\" data-end=\"91\">There was just one issue\u2014no one wanted to share a room with Carl.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"152\">Why?<br data-start=\"97\" data-end=\"100\" \/>Because Carl didn\u2019t just snore\u2014he <em data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"152\">shook the walls.<\/em><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"201\">So, they agreed to take turns bunking with him.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"443\"><strong data-start=\"203\" data-end=\"217\">Night one:<\/strong> Steve drew the short straw.<br data-start=\"245\" data-end=\"248\" \/>Next morning, he stumbled into breakfast, hair wild, eyes bloodshot.<br data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"319\" \/>\u201cWhat happened, man?\u201d<br data-start=\"340\" data-end=\"343\" \/>\u201cDidn\u2019t sleep at all. Carl sounded like a chainsaw caught in a blender. I just sat there\u2026 watching.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"636\"><strong data-start=\"445\" data-end=\"459\">Night two:<\/strong> Mike\u2019s turn.<br data-start=\"472\" data-end=\"475\" \/>He showed up looking like he lost a fight with a dump truck.<br data-start=\"535\" data-end=\"538\" \/>\u201cYou alright?\u201d<br data-start=\"552\" data-end=\"555\" \/>\u201cHis snoring rattled my teeth. I gave up and counted ceiling tiles till morning.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"746\"><strong data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"654\">Night three:<\/strong> Big Frank volunteered.<br data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"680\" \/>Former linebacker. Tough guy. Everyone figured he could handle it.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"868\">But the next morning, Frank walked in fresh-faced, sipping coffee, not a hair out of place.<br data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"842\" \/>\u201cWait\u2014how are <em data-start=\"856\" data-end=\"861\">you<\/em> okay?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"870\" data-end=\"1030\">Frank just smiled.<br data-start=\"888\" data-end=\"891\" \/>\u201cSimple. I tucked Carl in, fluffed his pillow, and kissed his forehead goodnight.<br data-start=\"972\" data-end=\"975\" \/>He was too scared to fall asleep. I slept like a baby.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; There was just one issue\u2014no one wanted to share a room with Carl. Why?Because Carl didn\u2019t just snore\u2014he shook the walls. So, they agreed to take turns bunking with him. Night one: Steve drew the short straw.Next morning, he stumbled into breakfast, hair wild, eyes bloodshot.\u201cWhat happened, man?\u201d\u201cDidn\u2019t sleep at all. Carl sounded &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4875","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4875"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4875\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4877,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4875\/revisions\/4877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4875"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4875"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4875"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}