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A man stepped into the confessional and said to the priest,
\n\u201cI almost cheated on my wife.\u201d<\/p>\n
The priest asked, \u201cWhat do you mean by almost<\/em>?\u201d The priest frowned. \u201cThat\u2019s practically the same as doing it. You must never see her again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and place $50 in the poor box.\u201d<\/p>\n After saying his prayers, the man approached the poor box, paused, and then turned to leave. The man grinned and said, \u201cTrue, but I rubbed the $50 on it. And by your logic, that\u2019s the same thing!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A man stepped into the confessional and said to the priest, \u201cI almost cheated on my wife.\u201d The priest asked, \u201cWhat do you mean by almost?\u201d The man replied, \u201cWe undressed and rubbed against each other, but I stopped before it went any further.\u201d The priest frowned. \u201cThat\u2019s practically the same as doing …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4836,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4835","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4837,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4835\/revisions\/4837"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nThe man replied, \u201cWe undressed and rubbed against each other, but I stopped before it went any further.\u201d<\/p>\n
\nThe priest, watching closely, called out, \u201cI saw that\u2014you didn\u2019t put any money in the box!\u201d<\/p>\n