{"id":4792,"date":"2025-06-20T18:56:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-20T18:56:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4792"},"modified":"2025-06-20T18:56:26","modified_gmt":"2025-06-20T18:56:26","slug":"a-man-was-in-an-airplane-and-waiting-for-the-mens-room-to-be-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4792","title":{"rendered":"A man was in an airplane, and waiting for the men\u2019s room to be free."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"66\" data-end=\"218\">A man asked to use the women\u2019s restroom on a flight. The attendant agreed but warned him not to press any buttons inside.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"220\" data-end=\"393\">Curious, he ignored the warning. The first button sprayed water to clean him, the second dried him with warm air, and the third applied powder, leaving him fresh and amazed.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"454\">Then he saw a final button labeled \u201cA.T.R.\u201d and pressed it.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"456\" data-end=\"591\">He woke up in a hospital, bloodied and bandaged. When he asked what happened, a doctor replied, \u201cYou hit the Automatic Tampon Remover.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A man asked to use the women\u2019s restroom on a flight. The attendant agreed but warned him not to press any buttons inside. Curious, he ignored the warning. The first button sprayed water to clean him, the second dried him with warm air, and the third applied powder, leaving him fresh and amazed. &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4793,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4794,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4792\/revisions\/4794"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}