{"id":4700,"date":"2025-06-16T21:11:29","date_gmt":"2025-06-16T21:11:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4700"},"modified":"2025-06-16T21:11:29","modified_gmt":"2025-06-16T21:11:29","slug":"an-elderly-gentleman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4700","title":{"rendered":"An elderly gentleman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"56\" data-end=\"292\">An old guy goes to his doctor for a check-up. Doc checks him out and says, \u201cYou look great! Any problems?\u201d The man replies, \u201cWell, doc, after making love, I\u2019m all hot and sweaty the first time, but the second time, I\u2019m freezing cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"294\" data-end=\"551\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Perplexed, the doctor asks to see the wife, who says everything\u2019s fine on her end. So the doc brings up the husband\u2019s \u201ctemperature issue.\u201d The wife bursts out laughing and says, \u201cOh, that old goof! The first time is in August, the second time\u2019s in January!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; An old guy goes to his doctor for a check-up. Doc checks him out and says, \u201cYou look great! Any problems?\u201d The man replies, \u201cWell, doc, after making love, I\u2019m all hot and sweaty the first time, but the second time, I\u2019m freezing cold.\u201d Perplexed, the doctor asks to see the wife, who &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4701,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4702,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4700\/revisions\/4702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}