{"id":4558,"date":"2025-06-10T19:55:25","date_gmt":"2025-06-10T19:55:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4558"},"modified":"2025-06-10T19:55:25","modified_gmt":"2025-06-10T19:55:25","slug":"it-was-this-little-girls-first-day-at-a-new-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4558","title":{"rendered":"It was this little girl\u2019s first day at a new school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong data-start=\"225\" data-end=\"244\">1. \u201cHappy Butt\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"244\" data-end=\"247\" \/>On her first day at a new school, a little girl told her teacher her name was <em data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"337\">Happy Butt<\/em>.<br data-start=\"338\" data-end=\"341\" \/>The teacher frowned. \u201cHoney, that can\u2019t be right. Go to the principal\u2019s office.\u201d<br data-start=\"421\" data-end=\"424\" \/>At the office:<br data-start=\"438\" data-end=\"441\" \/>Principal: \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201d<br data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"474\" \/>Girl: \u201cHappy Butt.\u201d<br data-start=\"493\" data-end=\"496\" \/>He called her mom to get to the bottom of it.<br data-start=\"541\" data-end=\"544\" \/>After hanging up, he said gently, \u201cSweetie, your name is <em data-start=\"601\" data-end=\"609\">Gladys<\/em>, not Happy Butt.\u201d<br data-start=\"627\" data-end=\"630\" \/>She grinned and said,<br data-start=\"651\" data-end=\"654\" \/>\u201cGlad Ass, Happy Butt\u2026 what\u2019s the difference?!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 1. \u201cHappy Butt\u201dOn her first day at a new school, a little girl told her teacher her name was Happy Butt.The teacher frowned. \u201cHoney, that can\u2019t be right. Go to the principal\u2019s office.\u201dAt the office:Principal: \u201cWhat\u2019s your name?\u201dGirl: \u201cHappy Butt.\u201dHe called her mom to get to the bottom of it.After hanging up, he said &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4559,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4558"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4560,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4558\/revisions\/4560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}