{"id":4400,"date":"2025-06-03T19:06:58","date_gmt":"2025-06-03T19:06:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4400"},"modified":"2025-06-03T19:06:58","modified_gmt":"2025-06-03T19:06:58","slug":"an-old-couple-had-been-married-for-50-years","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4400","title":{"rendered":"An old couple had been married for 50 years."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"84\" data-end=\"212\">Every morning, without fail, the man would let out a huge fart as soon as he got out of bed\u2014and then burst into wild laughter.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"313\">His wife would always scold him, saying, \u201cOne of these days, you\u2019re going to fart your guts out.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"315\" data-end=\"467\">It\u2019s Thanksgiving morning. The man is still asleep while his wife is prepping the turkey. Holding some turkey innards, she hatches a mischievous plan.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"469\" data-end=\"608\">Quietly, she sneaks upstairs to their bedroom, pulls down the waistband of his underwear, and carefully stuffs him with warm turkey guts.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"610\" data-end=\"802\">An hour later, she hears him waking up. His feet hit the floor, followed by his usual fart and laughter. Suddenly, the laugh cuts off into a scream\u2014and then complete silence for ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"1054\">Finally, he comes downstairs and says, \u201cHoney, I owe you an apology. You were right\u2014I did fart my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers,\u201d (holding up his soiled first two fingers) \u201cI managed to put them all back in. I\u2019m going to be okay.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Every morning, without fail, the man would let out a huge fart as soon as he got out of bed\u2014and then burst into wild laughter. His wife would always scold him, saying, \u201cOne of these days, you\u2019re going to fart your guts out.\u201d It\u2019s Thanksgiving morning. The man is still asleep while his &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4401,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4402,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4400\/revisions\/4402"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4401"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}