{"id":4368,"date":"2025-06-03T10:10:23","date_gmt":"2025-06-03T10:10:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4368"},"modified":"2025-06-03T10:10:23","modified_gmt":"2025-06-03T10:10:23","slug":"one-evening-a-husband-feeling-a-little-too-confident-for-his-own-good-decided-to-tease-his-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4368","title":{"rendered":"One evening, a husband\u2014feeling a little too confident for his own good\u2014decided to tease his wife."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"102\" data-end=\"221\">\u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he snorted. \u201cMight shave a few inches off your rear bumper!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"285\"><strong data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"285\">Cue the kind of silence that makes the dog leave the room.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"400\">But his wife? Oh no. She wasn\u2019t the type to let a comment like that stroll by without tripping it on the way out.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"402\" data-end=\"526\">The next morning, Mr. Mouthy reaches for his boxers\u2026 and <em data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"466\">POOF!<\/em> A cloud of powder explodes like a magician botched a trick.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"555\"><em data-start=\"528\" data-end=\"541\">Cough cough<\/em> \u201cWhat the\u2014?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"669\">\u201cAPRIL!\u201d he hollered, holding up the suspicious underwear like it bit him. \u201cWhy is there powder in my drawers?!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"671\" data-end=\"811\">From the bathroom, her voice floated out like sunshine with a side of petty:<br data-start=\"747\" data-end=\"750\" \/>\u201cOh, sweetheart\u2026 that\u2019s not talcum powder. It\u2019s Miracle-Gro.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"867\"><strong data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"862\">Revenge served with a sprinkle of fertilizer.<\/strong> \ud83c\udf31\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; \u201cMaybe we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast,\u201d he snorted. \u201cMight shave a few inches off your rear bumper!\u201d Cue the kind of silence that makes the dog leave the room. But his wife? Oh no. She wasn\u2019t the type to let a comment like that stroll by without tripping it &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4369,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4368","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4368"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4370,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4368\/revisions\/4370"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4369"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4368"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4368"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4368"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}