{"id":4360,"date":"2025-06-02T21:57:14","date_gmt":"2025-06-02T21:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4360"},"modified":"2025-06-02T21:57:14","modified_gmt":"2025-06-02T21:57:14","slug":"at-a-small-parish-in-rural-england-there-lived-a-priest-and-several-nuns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4360","title":{"rendered":"At a small parish in rural England there lived a priest, and several nuns."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"53\" data-end=\"391\">One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were looking a little worse for wear. She marched up to the priest and said, \u201cFather, I think your rugs are about ready for retirement.\u201d The priest smiled and said, \u201cThanks for the heads-up, Sister\u2014but since you\u2019ve been here so long, maybe try saying \u2018our rugs\u2019 instead of \u2018your rugs,\u2019 yeah?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"393\" data-end=\"672\">A few days later, the same nun spotted the overgrown hedge and again approached the priest. \u201cFather, I mean <em data-start=\"501\" data-end=\"506\">our<\/em> hedge is begging for a haircut.\u201d The priest nodded and said, \u201cThanks again. By the way, have you seen my missing watch?\u201d She hadn\u2019t, but promised to keep an eye out.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"674\" data-end=\"879\">Then came the big day\u2014the bishop was visiting. Everyone was scrambling to get the church spotless. Right when the bishop arrived, the nun came flying down the stairs shouting, \u201cFather! I found your watch!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"881\" data-end=\"930\">The bishop beamed, \u201cOh, wonderful! Where was it?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"932\" data-end=\"975\">The nun smiled and said, \u201cUnder <em data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"969\">our<\/em> bed.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; One day, an older nun noticed the church rugs were looking a little worse for wear. She marched up to the priest and said, \u201cFather, I think your rugs are about ready for retirement.\u201d The priest smiled and said, \u201cThanks for the heads-up, Sister\u2014but since you\u2019ve been here so long, maybe try saying &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3851,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4360"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4361,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4360\/revisions\/4361"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3851"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}