{"id":4150,"date":"2025-05-23T17:16:49","date_gmt":"2025-05-23T17:16:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4150"},"modified":"2025-05-23T17:16:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-23T17:16:49","slug":"a-blonde-looking-to-make-some-extra-cash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=4150","title":{"rendered":"A blonde, looking to make some extra cash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"86\" data-end=\"255\">A blonde wanted to make some extra cash, so she offered to do odd jobs in her wealthy neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, \u201cCan you paint my porch? How much?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"257\" data-end=\"285\">\u201c$50,\u201d she says confidently.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"287\" data-end=\"435\">He hands over the paint and brushes and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, whispers, \u201cDoes she even know the porch goes all around the house?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"437\" data-end=\"484\">He smirks, \u201cShe should\u2014she was standing on it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"689\">A little later, the blonde knocks and proudly says, \u201cAll done! And I even gave it two coats.\u201d The man starts pulling out the cash, then she grins and adds, \u201cBy the way, it\u2019s not a porch&#8230; it\u2019s a Lexus.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"696\" data-end=\"779\">A blonde is swimming in a river when a guy walks by and asks, \u201cWhat are you doing?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"781\" data-end=\"815\">\u201cWashing my clothes,\u201d she replies.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"817\" data-end=\"860\">He laughs, \u201cWhy not use a washing machine?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"862\" data-end=\"909\">She shrugs, \u201cTried that, but it made me dizzy.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; A blonde wanted to make some extra cash, so she offered to do odd jobs in her wealthy neighborhood. At the first house, the man says, \u201cCan you paint my porch? How much?\u201d \u201c$50,\u201d she says confidently. He hands over the paint and brushes and goes back inside. His wife, overhearing, whispers, \u201cDoes &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4151,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4152,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4150\/revisions\/4152"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/4151"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}