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Two Nuns at the 7-Eleven<\/strong><\/p>\n Two nuns were browsing in a 7-Eleven when they walked past the beer fridge. One turned to the other and said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a cold beer be perfect on a hot summer evening?\u201d The cashier looked up and did a double take when he saw two nuns with beer. Without missing a beat, the cashier reached under the counter, added a pack of pretzel sticks to their bag, and said with a grin, \u201cWell then, the curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Two Nuns at the 7-Eleven Two nuns were browsing in a 7-Eleven when they walked past the beer fridge. One turned to the other and said, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a cold beer be perfect on a hot summer evening?\u201dThe second nun replied, \u201cIt would, but I\u2019d feel awkward buying beer\u2014imagine the stares we\u2019d get at the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3895,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3894","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3894"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3897,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3894\/revisions\/3897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
The second nun replied, \u201cIt would, but I\u2019d feel awkward buying beer\u2014imagine the stares we\u2019d get at the checkout!\u201d
\u201cDon\u2019t worry, I\u2019ve got this,\u201d said the first nun, grabbing a six-pack and heading to the register.<\/p>\n
\u201cWe use it to wash our hair,\u201d said the first nun. \u201cAt the convent, we call it Catholic shampoo<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n