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An old blind cowboy stumbles into a bar\u2014only it’s not just any bar… it’s an all-girl biker bar<\/em>. Leather, tattoos, and horsepower galore. He bumps his way to a barstool, plops down, and shouts, \u201cGimme a Jack Daniels!\u201d<\/p>\n After a few sips, he hollers, \u201cHey, anybody here wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d<\/p>\n Suddenly, the place goes quieter than a snake in a sleeping bag.<\/p>\n Then, a voice like gravel in a blender growls from beside him: \u201cOne: The bartender? Blonde. And she\u2019s got a baseball bat with your name on it. \u201cNow\u2026 you still wanna tell that blonde joke?\u201d<\/p>\n The cowboy takes a long, slow sip, smacks his lips, and says, An old blind cowboy stumbles into a bar\u2014only it’s not just any bar… it’s an all-girl biker bar. Leather, tattoos, and horsepower galore. He bumps his way to a barstool, plops down, and shouts, \u201cGimme a Jack Daniels!\u201d After a few sips, he hollers, \u201cHey, anybody here wanna hear a blonde joke?\u201d Suddenly, the …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3799,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3798"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3800,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3798\/revisions\/3800"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cMister, before you go tellin\u2019 that joke, there\u2019s a few things you oughta know\u2014since you can\u2019t see a dang thing.\u201d<\/p>\n
Two: The bouncer? Blonde. And she\u2019s polishing her billy club right now.
Three: Me? I\u2019m a 6-foot blonde with a black belt and unresolved anger issues.
Four: The lady next to me? Blonde weightlifter who bench-presses Buicks.
And five: The gal on your other side? Blonde pro wrestler. Her stage name is The Skull Collector<\/em>.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201c\u2026Naw, not if I gotta explain it five times.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"