{"id":3579,"date":"2025-04-30T08:28:43","date_gmt":"2025-04-30T08:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3579"},"modified":"2025-04-30T08:28:43","modified_gmt":"2025-04-30T08:28:43","slug":"a-sweet-grandmother-called-st-josephs-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3579","title":{"rendered":"A sweet grandmother called St. Joseph\u2019s Hospital"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Grandma Norma was overjoyed to finally hear some good news\u2014but not without a little sass. \u201cAbout time someone told me!\u201d she huffed from her nursing home. \u201cYou\u2019d think I was living in a top-secret bunker, not Room 12!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, in another classic grandma moment, Grandma Edna went to her doctor, complaining, \u201cDoc, I keep passing gas. It\u2019s silent, and thank goodness it doesn\u2019t smell\u2014but it\u2019s constant!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor gave her some pills and told her to check back in a week. When she returned, she was fuming. \u201cNow it <em>stinks<\/em>, Doc!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He nodded with a grin. \u201cGreat! We\u2019ve fixed your nose. Next up\u2014your hearing!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Grandma Norma was overjoyed to finally hear some good news\u2014but not without a little sass. \u201cAbout time someone told me!\u201d she huffed from her nursing home. \u201cYou\u2019d think I was living in a top-secret bunker, not Room 12!\u201d Meanwhile, in another classic grandma moment, Grandma Edna went to her doctor, complaining, \u201cDoc, I keep &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2147,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3579"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3580,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3579\/revisions\/3580"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}