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My stepdad, Jeff, loved to remind us that he was the “man of the house” and constantly bragged about being the one who provided for us. He\u2019d often say things like, \u201cYou\u2019re lucky I keep a roof over your heads,\u201d while he lounged in his recliner, and my mom, Jane, would just quietly agree. We all knew what he was really like, but no matter how much we wished otherwise, Mom never left him.<\/p>\n
On Mom\u2019s birthday, Jeff said he had a \u201cspecial gift\u201d for her, and for a moment, we hoped he might have actually put some thought into it. Instead, when she opened the fancy-looking package, she found a 12-pack of toilet paper inside. Jeff laughed and said, \u201cIt\u2019s soft\u2014just like you!\u201d Mom gave a nervous chuckle, but everyone could see how hurt she was.<\/p>\n
Two days later, we decided to get even. We invited Jeff to his favorite Chinese restaurant, promising him a meal on us. Knowing he loved to brag about handling spicy food, we ordered the hottest dishes on the menu. Jeff tried to act tough, but he was sweating and clearly suffering through the meal.<\/p>\n
While he was distracted at dinner, Mom and my sisters were back home, packing up her things\u2014including Jeff\u2019s beloved recliner and every last roll of toilet paper. When Jeff returned, he froze at the empty living room, then rushed to the bathroom clutching his stomach. From inside, he shouted, \u201cWhere\u2019s the toilet paper?\u201d<\/p>\n
Laughing, I called back, \u201cWe took that along with the recliner!\u201d Mom then calmly told him she was leaving, taking everything that was hers\u2014including her dignity. Jeff, still stuck in the bathroom, could only groan as we walked out the door.<\/p>\n
The next day, he left a string of desperate voicemails, but Mom ignored them. Instead, we sent him a giant pack of toilet paper for his birthday with a note that said, \u201cFor a real man.\u201d<\/p>\n
Now, Mom is living happily with my sister Lily, free from Jeff\u2019s control, and for the first time in a long while, we\u2019re proud to see her truly happy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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