{"id":3402,"date":"2025-04-22T18:54:16","date_gmt":"2025-04-22T18:54:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3402"},"modified":"2025-04-22T18:54:16","modified_gmt":"2025-04-22T18:54:16","slug":"this-80-year-old-decides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3402","title":{"rendered":"\u201cThis 80-Year-Old Decides"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>An elderly man in his eighties got up and started putting on his coat.<\/p>\n<p>His wife asked, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He replied, \u201cTo the doctor.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre you feeling sick?\u201d she asked.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to ask about those new Viagra pills.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She got up, grabbed her sweater, and started getting ready too.<\/p>\n<p>He looked at her and said, \u201cWhere are <em>you<\/em> going?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She answered, \u201cTo the doctor as well\u2014if you\u2019re planning to use that old thing again, I\u2019d better get a tetanus shot.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; An elderly man in his eighties got up and started putting on his coat. His wife asked, \u201cWhere are you going?\u201d He replied, \u201cTo the doctor.\u201d \u201cAre you feeling sick?\u201d she asked. \u201cNo,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m going to ask about those new Viagra pills.\u201d She got up, grabbed her sweater, and started getting ready &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3358,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3403,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3402\/revisions\/3403"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}