{"id":3339,"date":"2025-04-19T20:57:15","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T20:57:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3339"},"modified":"2025-04-19T20:57:15","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T20:57:15","slug":"when-a-simple-bread-reminder-turns-into","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=3339","title":{"rendered":"When a Simple Bread Reminder Turns into"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wife<\/strong>: \u201cHoney, don\u2019t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.\u201d\u00a0<strong>Husband<\/strong>: \u201cWho is Valerie?\u201d\u00a0<strong>Wife<\/strong>: \u201cNobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.\u201d\u00a0<strong>Husband:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201cBut I\u2019m with Valerie right now,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons is-layout-flex wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\"><\/div>\n<p>I thought you saw me?\u201d\u00a0<strong>Wife<\/strong>: \u201cWhat??! Where are you?\u201d\u00a0<strong>Husband<\/strong>: \u201cNear the bakery.\u201d\u00a0<strong>Wife:<\/strong>\u00a0\u201cWait, I\u2019m coming right now!\u201d\u00a0<em>After 5 minutes,<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>his wife sends a message:<\/em>\u00a0<strong>Wife<\/strong>: \u201cI\u2019m at the bakery, where are you?\u201d\u00a0<strong>Husband<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m at work. Now that you\u2019re at the bakery, buy the bread!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Wife: \u201cHoney, don\u2019t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.\u201d\u00a0Husband: \u201cWho is Valerie?\u201d\u00a0Wife: \u201cNobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.\u201d\u00a0Husband:\u00a0\u201cBut I\u2019m with Valerie right now, &nbsp; I thought you saw me?\u201d\u00a0Wife: \u201cWhat??! Where are you?\u201d\u00a0Husband: \u201cNear the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3340,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3339","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3339"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3341,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3339\/revisions\/3341"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3339"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3339"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3339"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}