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A man is lounging on the beach with only a cap covering his private area. A woman walks by and says, \u201cIf you were a gentleman, you\u2019d lift your hat to a lady.\u201d<\/p>\n
He responds, \u201cIf you were a hot lady, the hat would lift on its own.\u201d<\/p>\n
Meanwhile, a blind old man decides to visit Texas. On the plane, he feels the seats and says, \u201cWow, these seats are huge!\u201d<\/p>\n
A fellow passenger replies, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d<\/p>\n
Once in Texas, the old man visits a bar, orders a beer, and when handed a large mug, exclaims, \u201cWow, these mugs are huge!\u201d<\/p>\n
The bartender responds, \u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d<\/p>\n
After a few beers, the old man asks the bartender where the bathroom is. The bartender tells him, \u201cSecond door to the right.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man stumbles and mistakenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and falls in. Terrified, he starts shouting, \u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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