{"id":2988,"date":"2025-04-04T19:43:36","date_gmt":"2025-04-04T19:43:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=2988"},"modified":"2025-04-04T19:43:36","modified_gmt":"2025-04-04T19:43:36","slug":"eggs-bologna-and-a-side-of-revenge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=2988","title":{"rendered":"Eggs, Bologna, and a Side of Revenge"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026was bragging that he\u2019d tricked me with spoiled groceries. Sarah explained, \u201cAlex said the eggs were cracked and bad, and the bologna was months expired. He thought it was hilarious.\u201d I was livid. That night, I mixed the rancid eggs and slimy bologna with some expired milk, creating a foul sludge.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Under the cover of darkness, I drove to Alex\u2019s place and found his precious car. I popped the hood and hid the mixture near the engine, where the heat would amplify the stench. The next day, Sarah texted me: \u201cAlex is freaking out\u2014his car smells like death!\u201d I smiled. Sometimes, revenge is a dish best served rotten.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; \u2026was bragging that he\u2019d tricked me with spoiled groceries. Sarah explained, \u201cAlex said the eggs were cracked and bad, and the bologna was months expired. He thought it was hilarious.\u201d I was livid. That night, I mixed the rancid eggs and slimy bologna with some expired milk, creating a foul sludge. &nbsp; &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2988"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2990,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2988\/revisions\/2990"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}