{"id":19025,"date":"2026-05-13T19:30:14","date_gmt":"2026-05-13T19:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=19025"},"modified":"2026-05-13T19:30:14","modified_gmt":"2026-05-13T19:30:14","slug":"my-date-said-i-couldnt-have-dessert-because-he-liked-skinny-women-i-made-sure-hed-never-forget-that-dinner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=19025","title":{"rendered":"My Date Said I Couldn\u2019t Have Dessert Because He Liked Skinny Women \u2013 I Made Sure He\u2019d Never Forget That Dinner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"125\">\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"125\">I thought I was on another disappointing first date, but it turned into the night I stopped shrinking myself for a man\u2019s ego.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"127\" data-end=\"306\">Steven seemed perfect at first\u2014polished suit, expensive restaurant, confident smile\u2014but the cracks showed fast when he started criticizing what I ate and mocking \u201ccarbs at night.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"424\">Then he leaned in and told me to \u201cact like a lady\u201d because his boss was sitting behind me and he wanted a promotion.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"478\">That\u2019s when I realized I wasn\u2019t a date\u2014I was a prop.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"480\" data-end=\"607\">So I ordered every dessert on the menu and a $400 bottle of champagne for his boss\u2019s table, and made sure she heard everything.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"725\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">By the end of the night, Steven lost far more than his promotion, and I walked out with dessert\u2014and my self-respect.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought I was on another disappointing first date, but it turned into the night I stopped shrinking myself for a man\u2019s ego. Steven seemed perfect at first\u2014polished suit, expensive restaurant, confident smile\u2014but the cracks showed fast when he started criticizing what I ate and mocking \u201ccarbs at night.\u201d Then he leaned in and told &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19026,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19025"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19025\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":19027,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19025\/revisions\/19027"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/19026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}