{"id":15308,"date":"2026-03-18T20:38:04","date_gmt":"2026-03-18T20:38:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=15308"},"modified":"2026-03-18T20:38:04","modified_gmt":"2026-03-18T20:38:04","slug":"a-very-natural-process","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=15308","title":{"rendered":"A very natural process"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"61\" data-end=\"153\">A blonde, nine months pregnant, visits her doctor worried about going into labor too soon.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"221\">She asks, \u201cWhat if the baby comes before I get to the hospital?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"334\">The doctor says, \u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2014it\u2019s natural. Just assume the same position you were in when you got pregnant.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"439\">She pauses and asks, \u201cYou mean\u2026 left foot in the glove compartment and right foot out the window?\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A blonde, nine months pregnant, visits her doctor worried about going into labor too soon. She asks, \u201cWhat if the baby comes before I get to the hospital?\u201d The doctor says, \u201cDon\u2019t worry\u2014it\u2019s natural. Just assume the same position you were in when you got pregnant.\u201d She pauses and asks, \u201cYou mean\u2026 left foot &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":15309,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15308"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15308\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15310,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15308\/revisions\/15310"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/15309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}