{"id":14523,"date":"2026-03-05T13:01:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-05T13:01:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14523"},"modified":"2026-03-05T13:01:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-05T13:01:18","slug":"a-big-shot-attorney-ended-up-in-the-hospital-for-a-few-days","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14523","title":{"rendered":"A big-shot attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"106\" data-end=\"284\">A rude attorney spent a few days in the hospital and quickly became a nightmare for the nurses. He complained about everything and treated the staff like his personal assistants.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"286\" data-end=\"364\">One day, the head nurse walked in and said, \u201cI need to take your temperature.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"366\" data-end=\"513\">After several minutes of complaining, she told him it couldn\u2019t be taken orally. Still grumbling, he rolled over so she could take it the other way.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"636\">She inserted the thermometer, then said, \u201cStay exactly like that while I get something.\u201d And she left the door wide open.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"712\">The embarrassed attorney waited as people walked by, staring and laughing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"714\" data-end=\"757\">Twenty minutes later, the doctor walked in.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"759\" data-end=\"847\">The attorney snapped, \u201cWhat? Haven\u2019t you ever seen someone get their temperature taken?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"849\" data-end=\"908\">The doctor replied calmly, \u201cSure\u2026 but not with a daffodil.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"910\" data-end=\"912\">\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A rude attorney spent a few days in the hospital and quickly became a nightmare for the nurses. He complained about everything and treated the staff like his personal assistants. One day, the head nurse walked in and said, \u201cI need to take your temperature.\u201d After several minutes of complaining, she told him it &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14524,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14523"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14525,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14523\/revisions\/14525"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}