{"id":14349,"date":"2026-03-01T20:34:26","date_gmt":"2026-03-01T20:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14349"},"modified":"2026-03-01T20:34:26","modified_gmt":"2026-03-01T20:34:26","slug":"feel-like-a-woman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14349","title":{"rendered":"Feel like a woman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"123\" data-end=\"237\">As a plane is about to crash, a woman stands up and yells,<br data-start=\"181\" data-end=\"184\" \/>\u201cIf I\u2019m going to die, I want to feel like a woman!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"239\" data-end=\"342\">She starts undressing, then asks,<br data-start=\"272\" data-end=\"275\" \/>\u201cIs there a man on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"344\" data-end=\"421\">A man calmly stands, takes off his shirt, and says,<br data-start=\"395\" data-end=\"398\" \/>\u201cHere\u2026 iron this!\u201d \ud83d\ude06<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; As a plane is about to crash, a woman stands up and yells,\u201cIf I\u2019m going to die, I want to feel like a woman!\u201d She starts undressing, then asks,\u201cIs there a man on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?\u201d A man calmly stands, takes off his shirt, and says,\u201cHere\u2026 iron &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14350,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14349","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14351,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14349\/revisions\/14351"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}