{"id":14264,"date":"2026-02-28T20:05:56","date_gmt":"2026-02-28T20:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14264"},"modified":"2026-02-28T20:05:56","modified_gmt":"2026-02-28T20:05:56","slug":"honeymoon-handicap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14264","title":{"rendered":"Honeymoon Handicap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"102\">A couple is on their honeymoon, about to consummate their marriage, when the bride makes a confession:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"123\">\u201cI\u2019m not a virgin.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"159\">The husband shrugs. \u201cThat\u2019s okay.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"186\">\u201cI\u2019ve been with one man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"194\">\u201cWho?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"196\" data-end=\"211\">\u201cRory McIlroy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"213\" data-end=\"252\">\u201cThe world-famous Irish golf champion?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"254\" data-end=\"269\">\u201cThe very one.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"271\" data-end=\"387\">Impressed but calm, the husband carries on. After their first round, he reaches for the phone to order room service.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"389\" data-end=\"425\">She smiles. \u201cRory wouldn\u2019t do that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"427\" data-end=\"457\">\u201cOh yeah? What would Rory do?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"459\" data-end=\"501\">\u201cHe\u2019d come back to bed for another round.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"503\" data-end=\"523\">Determined, he does.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"525\" data-end=\"577\">Exhausted after round two, he grabs the phone again.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"579\" data-end=\"622\">\u201cRory wouldn\u2019t do that either,\u201d she teases.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"624\" data-end=\"647\">\u201cWhat would he do now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"649\" data-end=\"660\">\u201cGo again.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"662\" data-end=\"776\">Summoning his last bit of strength, he gives it one more shot. Finally, completely drained, he picks up the phone.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"778\" data-end=\"811\">\u201cRoom service?\u201d she asks sweetly.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"893\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">\u201cNo,\u201d he gasps. \u201cI\u2019m calling Rory McIlroy to ask what the par is for this hole.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A couple is on their honeymoon, about to consummate their marriage, when the bride makes a confession: \u201cI\u2019m not a virgin.\u201d The husband shrugs. \u201cThat\u2019s okay.\u201d \u201cI\u2019ve been with one man.\u201d \u201cWho?\u201d \u201cRory McIlroy.\u201d \u201cThe world-famous Irish golf champion?\u201d \u201cThe very one.\u201d Impressed but calm, the husband carries on. After their first round, he &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14265,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14266,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264\/revisions\/14266"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}