{"id":14142,"date":"2026-02-25T19:51:02","date_gmt":"2026-02-25T19:51:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14142"},"modified":"2026-02-25T19:51:02","modified_gmt":"2026-02-25T19:51:02","slug":"didnt-i-marry-you-two-last-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=14142","title":{"rendered":"Didn\u2019t I marry you two last year?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"155\"><strong data-start=\"122\" data-end=\"153\">When a Candle Backfires\u2026 \ud83d\ude02<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"157\" data-end=\"276\">Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them.<br data-start=\"226\" data-end=\"229\" \/>\u201cDidn\u2019t I marry you two last year?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"278\" data-end=\"307\">\u201cYes, Father,\u201d Ted replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"309\" data-end=\"352\">\u201cAny children yet?\u201d the priest continued.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"354\" data-end=\"394\">Mary sighed, \u201cNot yet, unfortunately.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"396\" data-end=\"508\">The priest smiled, \u201cI\u2019m going to Rome and I\u2019ll light a candle for you both to be blessed with children.\u201d \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udd6f\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"598\">Years later, Mary runs into the priest at a fundraiser.<br data-start=\"565\" data-end=\"568\" \/>He asks, \u201cSo\u2026 any kids yet?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"600\" data-end=\"716\">Mary beams, \u201cYou could say that! Triplets the first year, then six more\u2014one every nine months!\u201d \ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"718\" data-end=\"783\">The priest says, \u201cThat\u2019s wonderful! Where\u2019s your husband, Ted?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"857\">Mary smirks, \u201cHe\u2019s gone to Rome\u2026 to blow out your <em data-start=\"835\" data-end=\"843\">bloody<\/em> candle!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; When a Candle Backfires\u2026 \ud83d\ude02 Ted and Mary were walking down the street when a priest stopped them.\u201cDidn\u2019t I marry you two last year?\u201d he asked. \u201cYes, Father,\u201d Ted replied. \u201cAny children yet?\u201d the priest continued. Mary sighed, \u201cNot yet, unfortunately.\u201d The priest smiled, \u201cI\u2019m going to Rome and I\u2019ll light a candle for &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":14143,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14142","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14142","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14142"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14142\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14144,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14142\/revisions\/14144"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14143"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14142"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14142"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14142"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}