{"id":13429,"date":"2026-02-13T20:13:24","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T20:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13429"},"modified":"2026-02-13T20:13:24","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T20:13:24","slug":"an-old-couple-had-been-married-for-50-years-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13429","title":{"rendered":"An old couple had been married for 50 years."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"411\">1\ufe0f\u20e3 <strong data-start=\"172\" data-end=\"206\">The Thanksgiving Fart Surprise<\/strong><br data-start=\"206\" data-end=\"209\" \/>After 50 years of marriage, Harold\u2019s morning farts finally caught up with him\u2014thanks to Edna\u2019s turkey-filled prank. His reaction? \u201cBy the grace of God and these two fingers, I got \u2019em all back in!\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"413\" data-end=\"723\">2\ufe0f\u20e3 <strong data-start=\"417\" data-end=\"439\">The Secret Shoebox<\/strong><br data-start=\"439\" data-end=\"442\" \/>Harold and Edna, married 60+ years, had a mysterious shoebox. On her deathbed, Edna revealed two crocheted dolls and $95,000. Each doll marked a time she was truly angry\u2014meaning she\u2019d only been mad <strong data-start=\"640\" data-end=\"649\">twice<\/strong> in six decades! The rest of the money? From selling the other dolls. \ud83d\udc96<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"725\" data-end=\"770\">\u2705 Long marriages can be messy\u2026 and magical!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; 1\ufe0f\u20e3 The Thanksgiving Fart SurpriseAfter 50 years of marriage, Harold\u2019s morning farts finally caught up with him\u2014thanks to Edna\u2019s turkey-filled prank. His reaction? \u201cBy the grace of God and these two fingers, I got \u2019em all back in!\u201d \ud83d\ude02 2\ufe0f\u20e3 The Secret ShoeboxHarold and Edna, married 60+ years, had a mysterious shoebox. On her &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13430,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13429","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13429","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13429"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13429\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13431,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13429\/revisions\/13431"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13430"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13429"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13429"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13429"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}