{"id":13334,"date":"2026-02-11T17:30:13","date_gmt":"2026-02-11T17:30:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13334"},"modified":"2026-02-11T17:30:13","modified_gmt":"2026-02-11T17:30:13","slug":"an-old-lady-patient-who-was-very-hard-to-handle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13334","title":{"rendered":"An old lady patient who was very hard to handle"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"161\"><strong data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"159\">The Dentist and the Elderly Patient<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"261\">An elderly patient panicked at the dentist, clamping her mouth shut every time he tried to work.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"263\" data-end=\"386\">One day, the dentist had an idea. He asked his receptionist to sneak behind her and jab her with a pin when he was ready.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"388\" data-end=\"449\">Sure enough, she opened her mouth\u2014and he finished the work.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"489\">\u201cSee? Not so bad,\u201d said the dentist.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"491\" data-end=\"586\">\u201cNot bad,\u201d she replied\u2026 \u201cbut I never expected a toothache to hurt <em data-start=\"557\" data-end=\"579\">way down in my ass!\u201d<\/em> \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; The Dentist and the Elderly Patient An elderly patient panicked at the dentist, clamping her mouth shut every time he tried to work. One day, the dentist had an idea. He asked his receptionist to sneak behind her and jab her with a pin when he was ready. Sure enough, she opened her mouth\u2014and &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13335,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13334"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13336,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13334\/revisions\/13336"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}