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\ud83d\ude02 Funny Story: The \u201cBlind Man\u201d Confusion at the Convent<\/strong><\/p>\n

A nun rushed into the bathroom and told Mother Superior, \u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to see you.\u201d<\/p>\n

Mother Superior shrugged and said, \u201cIf he\u2019s blind, it doesn\u2019t matter that I\u2019m in the shower. Send him in!\u201d<\/p>\n

So in he walks, and she starts thanking him nonstop for all his hard work at the convent. She keeps talking\u2026 and talking\u2026 and talking.<\/p>\n

Finally, after 10 minutes, he says,
\u201cMa\u2019am, that\u2019s very kind and all\u2026 but you can get dressed now. Where would you like me to hang these window blinds?\u201d \ud83e\udd23<\/p>\n

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  \ud83d\ude02 Funny Story: The \u201cBlind Man\u201d Confusion at the Convent A nun rushed into the bathroom and told Mother Superior, \u201cThere\u2019s a blind man here to see you.\u201d Mother Superior shrugged and said, \u201cIf he\u2019s blind, it doesn\u2019t matter that I\u2019m in the shower. Send him in!\u201d So in he walks, and she starts …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13310,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13309"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13311,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13309\/revisions\/13311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13310"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}