{"id":13128,"date":"2026-02-08T13:01:57","date_gmt":"2026-02-08T13:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13128"},"modified":"2026-02-08T13:01:57","modified_gmt":"2026-02-08T13:01:57","slug":"golfing-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13128","title":{"rendered":"Golfing day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"104\" data-end=\"169\">A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"171\" data-end=\"253\">First, the Swede\u2019s wife bent over to tee up\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No underwear!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"255\" data-end=\"433\">Ole exclaimed, \u201cGood grief! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any?\u201d<br data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"314\" \/>She shrugged, \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money.\u201d<br data-start=\"374\" data-end=\"377\" \/>He handed her fifty and said, \u201cGo buy some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"435\" data-end=\"508\">Next, the Irishman\u2019s wife bent over\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No knickers!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"510\" data-end=\"654\">Patrick gasped, \u201cWhy not?\u201d<br data-start=\"536\" data-end=\"539\" \/>She sighed, \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough money.\u201d<br data-start=\"584\" data-end=\"587\" \/>He gave her twenty, saying, \u201cFor decency, go buy some underwear!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"656\" data-end=\"731\">Finally, the Scotsman\u2019s wife bent over\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No drawers!<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"888\">Duncan groaned, \u201cWhere are yer drawers?\u201d<br data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"776\" \/>She replied, \u201cYe dinnae give me enough money.\u201d<br data-start=\"822\" data-end=\"825\" \/>He handed her a comb and said, \u201cWell, tidy yerself up a bit!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A Swede, an Irishman, a Scotsman, and their wives went golfing. First, the Swede\u2019s wife bent over to tee up\u2014wind lifted her skirt. No underwear! Ole exclaimed, \u201cGood grief! Why aren\u2019t you wearing any?\u201dShe shrugged, \u201cYou don\u2019t give me enough housekeeping money.\u201dHe handed her fifty and said, \u201cGo buy some underwear!\u201d Next, the Irishman\u2019s &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13129,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13128","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13128"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13130,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13128\/revisions\/13130"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13128"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13128"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13128"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}