{"id":13013,"date":"2026-02-06T17:54:58","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T17:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13013"},"modified":"2026-02-06T17:54:58","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T17:54:58","slug":"accepted-prayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=13013","title":{"rendered":"Accepted Prayer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"0\" data-end=\"118\">:<\/p>\n<h3 data-start=\"125\" data-end=\"156\">\ud83e\udd9c The Praying Parrots Joke<\/h3>\n<p data-start=\"158\" data-end=\"283\">A woman went to her priest and said, \u201cFather, I have a problem. My two parrots only know how to say one embarrassing phrase.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"314\">\u201cWhat do they say?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"316\" data-end=\"377\">\u201cThey keep saying, \u2018Hi, want to have some fun?\u2019\u201d she replied.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"379\" data-end=\"540\">The priest said, \u201cThat won\u2019t do at all! But I have two parrots who only pray and read the Bible. Bring yours over, and maybe mine can teach them better manners.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"542\" data-end=\"658\">So the next day, she brought her parrots over. The priest\u2019s birds were inside their cage, praying with rosary beads.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"683\">She put her parrots in.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"685\" data-end=\"740\">Immediately, they shouted, \u201cHi! Want to have some fun?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"760\">There was silence.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"762\" data-end=\"812\">Then one male parrot turned to the other and said:<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"879\">\u201cFrancis\u2026 put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered.\u201d \ud83d\ude04<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; : \ud83e\udd9c The Praying Parrots Joke A woman went to her priest and said, \u201cFather, I have a problem. My two parrots only know how to say one embarrassing phrase.\u201d \u201cWhat do they say?\u201d he asked. \u201cThey keep saying, \u2018Hi, want to have some fun?\u2019\u201d she replied. The priest said, \u201cThat won\u2019t do at &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13014,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13013","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13013"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13015,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13013\/revisions\/13015"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13014"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}