{"id":12929,"date":"2026-02-04T20:29:19","date_gmt":"2026-02-04T20:29:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12929"},"modified":"2026-02-04T20:29:19","modified_gmt":"2026-02-04T20:29:19","slug":"poor-fred-cant-find-and-keep-a-girlfriend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12929","title":{"rendered":"Poor Fred Can\u2019t Find And Keep A Girlfriend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"90\" data-end=\"159\">\ud83d\ude02 <strong data-start=\"93\" data-end=\"157\">Why Fred Still Isn\u2019t Married\u2014This Joke Has the Perfect Twist<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"161\" data-end=\"274\">A friend asked Fred, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married?\u201d<br data-start=\"207\" data-end=\"210\" \/>Fred said, \u201cEvery woman I bring home, my mother doesn\u2019t like.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"276\" data-end=\"333\">His friend suggested, \u201cFind a girl just like your mom.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"335\" data-end=\"417\">Months later, Fred said, \u201cI did! She was exactly like her. My mother loved her!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"419\" data-end=\"463\">\u201cSo what\u2019s the problem?\u201d his friend asked.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"513\">Fred replied, \u201cMy father doesn\u2019t like her.\u201d \ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"566\">\ud83d\udccc <strong data-start=\"518\" data-end=\"564\">Lesson: Family approval isn\u2019t always easy!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; \ud83d\ude02 Why Fred Still Isn\u2019t Married\u2014This Joke Has the Perfect Twist A friend asked Fred, \u201cWhy aren\u2019t you married?\u201dFred said, \u201cEvery woman I bring home, my mother doesn\u2019t like.\u201d His friend suggested, \u201cFind a girl just like your mom.\u201d Months later, Fred said, \u201cI did! She was exactly like her. My mother loved her!\u201d &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12930,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12929"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12931,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12929\/revisions\/12931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12930"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}