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A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when a stunning 19-year-old woman walks in and sits a few seats away.<\/p>\n
She notices him staring, saunters over, and whispers: The man thinks for a moment, then hands her ten $10 bills. Looking her in the eye, he says:<\/p>\n “Paint my house.”<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A 71-year-old man is having a drink in a Chicago bar when a stunning 19-year-old woman walks in and sits a few seats away. She notices him staring, saunters over, and whispers:“I\u2019ll do anything you want\u2014anything you can imagine. But there\u2019s one catch: you have to tell me in just three words.” The man …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12737,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12736","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12736","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12736"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12736\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12739,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12736\/revisions\/12739"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12737"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12736"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12736"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12736"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
“I\u2019ll do anything you want\u2014anything you can imagine. But there\u2019s one catch: you have to tell me in just three words.”<\/em><\/p>\n