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When Ma Outsmarted Pa with a Toilet Seat<\/strong> When Ma Outsmarted Pa with a Toilet SeatMa was bustling in the kitchen when she called, \u201cPa! Go fix the outhouse!\u201d Pa, busy with his work, grumbled, \u201cNothing\u2019s wrong with it.\u201d But Ma insisted, \u201cYes, there is! Now go!\u201d Pa trudged outside, checked it, and shouted back, \u201cMa! It\u2019s fine!\u201d Ma fired back, \u201cStick …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12701,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12700"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12702,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12700\/revisions\/12702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
Ma was bustling in the kitchen when she called, \u201cPa! Go fix the outhouse!\u201d Pa, busy with his work, grumbled, \u201cNothing\u2019s wrong with it.\u201d But Ma insisted, \u201cYes, there is! Now go!\u201d Pa trudged outside, checked it, and shouted back, \u201cMa! It\u2019s fine!\u201d Ma fired back, \u201cStick your head in the hole!\u201d Shocked, Pa said, \u201cI\u2019m not sticking my head in there!\u201d Ma shot back, \u201cYou have to if you want to see what\u2019s broken!\u201d Begrudgingly, Pa leaned in\u2014and trust me, the ending is priceless.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"