{"id":12569,"date":"2026-01-29T13:04:23","date_gmt":"2026-01-29T13:04:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12569"},"modified":"2026-01-29T13:04:23","modified_gmt":"2026-01-29T13:04:23","slug":"95-and-divorcing-heres-why","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12569","title":{"rendered":"95 and Divorcing? Here\u2019s Why!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"175\">A 95-year-old man and his 94-year-old wife go to a lawyer to get a divorce.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"177\" data-end=\"221\">The lawyer asks, \u201cWhen did you get married?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"223\" data-end=\"248\">\u201cI was 19,\u201d the man says.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"250\" data-end=\"306\">\u201cSo you\u2019ve been married over 75 years?\u201d the lawyer asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"361\">\u201cYes,\u201d says the wife. \u201cSeventy-five miserable years.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"363\" data-end=\"422\">\u201cWhen did the marriage start going wrong?\u201d the lawyer asks.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"424\" data-end=\"536\">\u201cAlmost immediately,\u201d the man replies. \u201cAfter two years, I couldn\u2019t stand her. Every year since has been worse.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"538\" data-end=\"671\">\u201cOh please,\u201d the woman snaps. \u201cI made it three years. After that, living with him was unbearable. Awful habits. Treated me terribly.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"774\">The lawyer pauses. \u201cI can help you divorce\u2014but if you\u2019ve been unhappy this long, why wait until now?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"776\" data-end=\"841\">The wife answers calmly:<br data-start=\"800\" data-end=\"803\" \/>\u201cWe were waiting for the kids to die.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A 95-year-old man and his 94-year-old wife go to a lawyer to get a divorce. The lawyer asks, \u201cWhen did you get married?\u201d \u201cI was 19,\u201d the man says. \u201cSo you\u2019ve been married over 75 years?\u201d the lawyer asks. \u201cYes,\u201d says the wife. \u201cSeventy-five miserable years.\u201d \u201cWhen did the marriage start going wrong?\u201d the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12570,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12571,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12569\/revisions\/12571"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12570"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}