{"id":12547,"date":"2026-01-28T17:40:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-28T17:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12547"},"modified":"2026-01-28T17:40:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-28T17:40:33","slug":"kids-hilarious-moment-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12547","title":{"rendered":"Kids\u2019 Hilarious Moment, Priceless!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"152\">A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old were raking the yard.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"154\" data-end=\"241\">The 6-year-old said, \u201cI think it\u2019s time we learned to cuss.\u201d<br data-start=\"214\" data-end=\"217\" \/>The 4-year-old nodded.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"243\" data-end=\"369\">\u201cWhen we go in for breakfast,\u201d the 6-year-old explained, \u201cI\u2019ll say something with \u2018hell,\u2019 and you say something with \u2018ass.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"371\" data-end=\"412\">The 4-year-old agreed enthusiastically.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"414\" data-end=\"542\">When their mom asked what he wanted for breakfast, the 6-year-old replied,<br data-start=\"488\" data-end=\"491\" \/>\u201cAw, hell, Mom, I guess I\u2019ll have some Cheerios.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"544\" data-end=\"658\">WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the floor, and ran upstairs crying, with his mom in hot pursuit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"660\" data-end=\"741\">She locked him in his room and shouted, \u201cYou stay there until I say otherwise!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"743\" data-end=\"819\">Then she turned to the 4-year-old.<br data-start=\"777\" data-end=\"780\" \/>\u201cAnd what do YOU want for breakfast?\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"821\" data-end=\"901\">\u201cI don\u2019t know,\u201d he blubbered, \u201cbut you can bet your ass it won\u2019t be Cheerios.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old were raking the yard. The 6-year-old said, \u201cI think it\u2019s time we learned to cuss.\u201dThe 4-year-old nodded. \u201cWhen we go in for breakfast,\u201d the 6-year-old explained, \u201cI\u2019ll say something with \u2018hell,\u2019 and you say something with \u2018ass.\u2019\u201d The 4-year-old agreed enthusiastically. When their mom asked what he wanted for &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12548,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12549,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12547\/revisions\/12549"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}