{"id":12506,"date":"2026-01-27T18:56:06","date_gmt":"2026-01-27T18:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12506"},"modified":"2026-01-27T18:56:06","modified_gmt":"2026-01-27T18:56:06","slug":"billy-bob-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12506","title":{"rendered":"Billy-Bob walks into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"77\" data-end=\"142\">Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, \u201cDrinks for everyone\u2014on me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"144\" data-end=\"193\">The bartender laughs. \u201cSomeone\u2019s in a good mood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"291\">\u201cSure am,\u201d Billy-Bob says. \u201cI just got hired by the city to empty parking meters. Start Monday.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"293\" data-end=\"359\">That night, Billy-Bob comes back. \u201cTwo rounds for everyone\u2014on me!\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"361\" data-end=\"421\">The bartender grins. \u201cJust wait till you get your paycheck.\u201d<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"423\" data-end=\"539\">Billy-Bob pulls a handful of quarters from his pocket and says,<br data-start=\"486\" data-end=\"489\" \/>\u201cPaycheck? You mean they\u2019re gonna <strong data-start=\"523\" data-end=\"530\">pay<\/strong> me too?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Billy-Bob walks into a bar and says, \u201cDrinks for everyone\u2014on me!\u201d The bartender laughs. \u201cSomeone\u2019s in a good mood.\u201d \u201cSure am,\u201d Billy-Bob says. \u201cI just got hired by the city to empty parking meters. Start Monday.\u201d That night, Billy-Bob comes back. \u201cTwo rounds for everyone\u2014on me!\u201d The bartender grins. \u201cJust wait till you get &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12507,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12506","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12506","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12506"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12506\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12508,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12506\/revisions\/12508"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12507"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}