{"id":12232,"date":"2026-01-17T19:16:52","date_gmt":"2026-01-17T19:16:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12232"},"modified":"2026-01-17T19:16:52","modified_gmt":"2026-01-17T19:16:52","slug":"way-of-thinking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/?p=12232","title":{"rendered":"Way Of Thinking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher called on him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cNone,\u201d Johnny replied. \u201cThe rest would fly away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cbut I like the way you\u2019re thinking.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">Johnny raised his hand. \u201cI have a question for you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">\u201cIf there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop\u2014one licking her cone, one biting her cone, and the third sucking her cone\u2014which one is married?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"isSelectedEnd\">The teacher shifted uncomfortably. \u201cI suppose the one sucking the cone.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Johnny smiled. \u201cNope. The one wearing the wedding ring.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher called on him. \u201cJohnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one, how many would be left?\u201d \u201cNone,\u201d Johnny replied. \u201cThe rest would fly away.\u201d \u201cWell, the answer is four,\u201d said the teacher, \u201cbut I like the &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12233,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12232","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12232"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12234,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12232\/revisions\/12234"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12232"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12232"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12232"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}