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A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the bedroom door.<\/p>\n
Under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two<\/strong>!<\/p>\n Panicked, she grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.<\/p>\n Exhausted, she goes to the kitchen for a drink.<\/p>\n There\u2019s her husband, calmly reading a magazine.<\/p>\n \u201cHi darling,\u201d he says. She froze. \u201cYou\u2026 what?!\u201d<\/p>\n He shrugs. \u201cHope you said hello to them.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the bedroom door. Under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of two! Panicked, she grabs a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Exhausted, she goes to the kitchen for a drink. There\u2019s her husband, calmly reading a …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12063,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12062"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12064,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12062\/revisions\/12064"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/12063"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lifevibesever.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u201cYour parents came to visit, so I let them stay in our bedroom.\u201d<\/p>\n